We're Rich, You're Dead!

WHAT MAKES LICENSED TO KILL DIFFERENT FROM OTHER TOBACCO COMPANIES?


WE DON'T

  • Make false promises to shut down instantly if scientists prove that cigarettes are a cause of lung cancer. You won't get any bull from our company. We openly admit that cigarettes cause lung cancer and say, so what?!

  • Say one thing publicly and another thing privately. What you find in our internal documents is what you'll find in our public statements.

  • Hide what our business is really about behind an altruistic-sounding name.


WE DO

  • Acknowledge that we openly market to young people to make up for our customers who die and stop earning us money -- duh! It's plain common business sense

  • Admit that our industry kills a whole lot of people each year. We urge people to accept that fact, get over it, and move on.
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